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4th November 2011

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eliotglazer:

David Gest to his plastic surgeon, 2011:

So, basically, what I want to do is just get a slight “refresher,” you know? Nothing drastic. Just something that makes me long young, in the way where I’ll look like my face is made up of the skin of Anne Geddes babies. And then just, y’know, sand it.
Remember what you initially turned into a VERY CUTE, VERY STYLISH AND SLEEK button nose? Cool. I’d like you to “blow it up” until I look a little like Telly Monster. Yes, like a bicycle horn or a miniature, upside-down hot air balloon. Exactly. Just to “level things out.”
Now, whatever those Korean girls do over there, when they get their eyes stretched or whatever? I’d like you to do that to me. But horizontally. I’m going for “the Graves Disease look.” You know that look? Google “T-Boz.” It’s T-Boz, right, Darius? Darius, is it T-Boz with the Graves? Missy? It’s Missy Elliot, my friend Missy Elliot. Google “Missy Elliot Graves Disease.” Very sad.
Did I mention I want you to sand my face? Right, sand it.
If there’s any way you can turn my forehead into some mixture of skin and gauze, that would be great. Again, nothing too noticeable. Just make it look like the upper half of my face is a cartoon light bulb. You know what I mean? Light emanating from the center, exactly!
Otherwise, yeah, that should be it. Nothing too extreme. Just maybe take somebody’s pubes and glue it ALL OVER MY FACE AND HEAD. EVERYWHERE! STRANGER-PUBES EVERYWHERE.
Okay, yes, that’s it. Pretty low-key stuff, right?
Oh, did I mention you sanding my face? Right. SAND IT.

ellllliot!

David Gest to his plastic surgeon, 2011:

So, basically, what I want to do is just get a slight “refresher,” you know? Nothing drastic. Just something that makes me long young, in the way where I’ll look like my face is made up of the skin of Anne Geddes babies. And then just, y’know, sand it.

Remember what you initially turned into a VERY CUTE, VERY STYLISH AND SLEEK button nose? Cool. I’d like you to “blow it up” until I look a little like Telly Monster. Yes, like a bicycle horn or a miniature, upside-down hot air balloon. Exactly. Just to “level things out.”

Now, whatever those Korean girls do over there, when they get their eyes stretched or whatever? I’d like you to do that to me. But horizontally. I’m going for “the Graves Disease look.” You know that look? Google “T-Boz.” It’s T-Boz, right, Darius? Darius, is it T-Boz with the Graves? Missy? It’s Missy Elliot, my friend Missy Elliot. Google “Missy Elliot Graves Disease.” Very sad.

Did I mention I want you to sand my face? Right, sand it.

If there’s any way you can turn my forehead into some mixture of skin and gauze, that would be great. Again, nothing too noticeable. Just make it look like the upper half of my face is a cartoon light bulb. You know what I mean? Light emanating from the center, exactly!

Otherwise, yeah, that should be it. Nothing too extreme. Just maybe take somebody’s pubes and glue it ALL OVER MY FACE AND HEAD. EVERYWHERE! STRANGER-PUBES EVERYWHERE.

Okay, yes, that’s it. Pretty low-key stuff, right?

Oh, did I mention you sanding my face? Right. SAND IT.

ellllliot!

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